My World Domination Plans Begin As Follows...

Everyone else thinks I’m a winner why don’t you Donna :(

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allsoundsasscreed:

twerkingderp:

wtfml:

navi-the-xenocide:

mega-meister:

So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

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Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

The happiness I feel right now is amazing

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT 

Just an FYI.

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If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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A king’s arrival is never silent

A king’s arrival is never silent

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laptopped:

officialnasa:

laptopped:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

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oreoofficial:

en-rich-ment:

oreoofficial:

i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once

So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.

actually 2 billion of those punches were for you

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skookumthesamoyed:

Happy Tongue Out Tuesday!

awwww-cute:

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awwww-cute:

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