My World Domination Plans Begin As Follows...

“No one’s life seems great between midnight and seven am. Go to sleep. Things will be better tomorrow.”
— My scottie sister, grendel, when I called her crying in the middle of the night (via themethfairy)

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death-limes:

modmad:

there’s literally no way to redeem these two

but I figured that some of the people who were responsible for them might as well get paid a visit

HOLY SHIT

HOOOO SHIT HO SHIT HO SHIT THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING

THIS IS ALL I CARE ABOUT RIGHT NOW

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via iskremdreum)

eliteforbruce:

Everyone shut up and watch this 49 second unaired clip of Whose Line where we see Colin officially lose his mind.

(via jajatheunwise)

Somebody Told Me vs. Feel Good Inc
Gorillaz vs. The Killers

edgebug:

puffy-puff:

laugh-addict:

Gorillaz vs. The Killers - Somebody Told Me vs. Feel Good Inc 

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This is the greatest thing

ever

STOP WHATEVER  YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS. NOW.

swiss fuCKING CHEESE
this is perfect in every way

(Source: ayaze, via thestruggis-so-real)

1,174,187 plays

grey-violet:

thorin-and-twerkteam:

emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.

this is important because so many people don’t know this

(via a-weis-king-once-told-me)

skittles328:

sadistic-tampon:

themano:

Pika

I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD

I’m crying

(via thats-what-im-tolkien-about)

deductionhunters:

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.
to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that
You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

deductionhunters:

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that

You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

(via that-sexy-beast-under-your-bed)

milky-selenite:

jesussbabymomma:

you can literally start a fight about anything on this website life is amazing

inb4: ugh, no you can’t.

yes you can

zealouscorgi:

infinityfishbowl requested Steve wielding Mjolnir so quickly doodled it up 

zealouscorgi:

infinityfishbowl requested Steve wielding Mjolnir so quickly doodled it up 

(via smaug-official)

thesegirlsareperfectprincesses:

queensalsaofquesodelle :

demadema :

✧・゚:*✧・゚:* Disney Princesses!! ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* 

#one is not like the others

yep come on Poca those leaves are really distracting 

(via jajatheunwise)

sindarinqueen:

the entire tolkien fandom right now

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(via thranduilings)

thorinds:

When the world’s most perfect title ever created is changed into “The Battle of the Five Armies”

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