My World Domination Plans Begin As Follows...

team-free-plaid-shirts:

mynameisntgood:

gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes:

This should be an Industry Standard.

I volunteer.

That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.

team-free-plaid-shirts:

mynameisntgood:

gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes:

This should be an Industry Standard.

I volunteer.

That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.

(via thats-what-im-tolkien-about)

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via pencilstab)

airakanke:

tiffanydraws:

Read from right to left :)

This is a little manga I wrote to show how a girl’s efforts to make someone hurting smile ends up revealing a similar compassion from the very boy she was trying to comfort. It shows how a little kindness can sometimes seem pointless but it can be contagious and turn around to help the person giving it more than the one receiving it. 

SDOHUFodshuf omg this is so so so so so cute I love iiiit ahhh

(via kuroothotsurou)

catbountry:

snk-potato-girl:

canigetaramen:

Reminder that this happened

I CANT STOP LAUGJING

I saw this happen this was the day the meme died.

(via achieving-natural)

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

(Source: pokemonthemovie2000, via acionnae)

pippinforthewin:

The Lord of the Rings: Actual Book Dialogue

(via thats-what-im-tolkien-about)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via acionnae)

kidsarecruel:

nappyedges:

queennubian:

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Fine men naked and in suits. Have mercy.

(Source: the-dark-side-of-the-room, via eclecticbluejay)

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

(Source: crwnly, via humanitysinsanity)

feministbatwoman:

gishkishenh:

hojasenblanco:

Dangerous wolf

Big Bad Wolf, indeed.

"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"

feministbatwoman:

gishkishenh:

hojasenblanco:

Dangerous wolf

Big Bad Wolf, indeed.

"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"

(via pencilstab)

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

(via humanitysinsanity)

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(via humanitysinsanity)

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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(via eclecticbluejay)